Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Life's fairy tales you probably grew up believing

  1. If you worked hard no matter what job you're doing someone will spot you and give you a big payrise and the job you always wanted, eg mail boy to VP
  2. Women go to sleep and wake up already made up (for those that do those things)
  3. People who lie are always found out
  4. If you work hard your dreams can come true, no matter how freaky or expensive, and it wont take you 60 years to earn
  5. Everyone has a shrink, a lawyer, and a gynocologist. (where relevant)
  6. Houses have basements and attics
  7. You earn like 1$ an hour but can still afford kids, house, car, groceries, make up, drink, smokes, bills...
  8. Oh, and finally.. You can have sex *ALL* night (haha) and still have energy in the morning!

2 comments:

Blandishment Blog said...

WOW! Talk about your made up stories and living in a fantasy world!!!

Charlie said...

Yeah, but I bet you still believed them or still have hopes they are true (for some of them)